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| Location: | Maine |
| Age/Sex: | 85/M |
| Favorite Series Character: | Popeye. I don't watch these newfangled cartoons... |
| Occupation: | Crab Fisherman, Oyster Troller. |
| Music: | Bluegrass. |
| Powers: | The Flying Pterodactyl |
| Some Things I Enjoy: | Infomercials, Ceramic farm animals, doilies, regular bowel movements. |
| Quirks: | I love telling my WWII stories. Otherwise I don't much care for shenanigans and tomfoolery. You can take your rigamarole elsewhere, sonny. |
| Quote: | I don't have one, consarnit! Just leave me alone... |